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Poster:aikaterina
Date:2008-01-11 22:11
Subject:SPS Office Quotes!!!
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Last year's, with awful formatting

More recently:

On Russian Roulette:
"When you die on the first shot you don't pull the trigger anymore... unless you're a zombie."
~Aaron

On garlic preventing malaria:
"That's because malaria is caused by VAMPIRES!"
~Varun

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Poster:fiddlergirl
Date:2007-04-02 16:31
Subject:overheard in the office
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Joel: Which problem are you doing?
Andrew: Oh, I was playing with the knife.

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Poster:physics85
Date:2007-02-14 19:41
Subject:UMich
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I got rejected for the Ph.D. program so now I have even less of a reason to be in this group.

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Poster:almiqui
Date:2006-09-18 20:28
Subject:Breaking news!
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In a message just delivered to several SPS officials, physics major and self-described "heavy drinker" Kimmy W- claimed,

"I took two quarter-size Canadians."
We are unsure at this time what, if anything, has actually occurred, and the possibility of a kidnapping has not been ruled out. W- was last seen in the vicinity of West Hall, wearing a black polo shirt and carrying a copy of Griffiths's Introduction to Electrodynamics. Anyone with further information should contact us immediately.

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Poster:almiqui
Date:2006-09-18 20:17
Subject:This town ain't big enough for the both of us
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It has come to my attention that there is another so-called SPS on campus: the housing facilities Spray-Paint Squadron. According to their directory page,

"We don't fix problems, we just mark them with paint."
I say it's time to show these punks who's SPS. If you feel the same way, meet me under the Randall arch with a ski mask, a steel pipe, and a bottle of spray paint.

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Poster:fiddlergirl
Date:2006-09-07 21:47
Subject:overheard at festifall
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"Hey you! Come stick your hand in liquid nitrogen!"

- Mike, to various passersby

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Poster:physics85
Date:2006-07-17 12:06
Subject:
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Let's see how active this community is!

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Poster:fiddlergirl
Date:2006-04-16 03:47
Subject:overheard at the rock
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This isn't kissing and telling. I put paint on your ass.
-Mike

Ooooooooh! Annihilation!
-Kimmy

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Poster:glass_half_full
Date:2006-04-09 01:13
Subject:yay cranium
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Tracy: Why didn't you make logs, you IDIOT?!
Greg: BECAUSE SOMEONE WOULD'VE JUST SAID PENIS!!

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Poster:glass_half_full
Date:2006-04-09 00:59
Subject:overheard in meredith's apartment
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(Kate, updating from Meredith's account because Mere's computer is super slow because it's not a Mac and I don't want to take the time to switch usernames)

What girls do we know who do things?
-Tracy

Greg likes my penis!
-Tracy

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Poster:almiqui
Date:2006-03-31 23:07
Subject:Status report
Security:Public
Mood: tired

The SPS office currently smells like:

+ Acetone
+ Pickles
+ Solder
+ Ozone
+ Beer

This message has been made possible by a generous grant from the FOCUS foundation.

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Poster:dunkle_materie
Date:2006-03-31 22:04
Subject:T minus 12 hours
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Mood:aahhhh!!!!!!

My ass is vibrating... which is weird in this situation.
~ Meredith

Tim: Is that really ozone?
Mike: No, that's the smell of your guardian angel shitting itself.

It smells like good burning.
~ Meredith

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Poster:dunkle_materie
Date:2006-03-29 15:36
Subject:More overheard in the SPS office
Security:Public

There are eyeholes for breathing...
~Mike

Ooh, delightfully childproof!
~Erin

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Poster:almiqui
Date:2006-03-25 23:19
Subject:And more and more, and more!
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Mood:*#$* !#*@ $*#& $(!@ fridge!

"That makes a really satisfying vibration."
--Kate

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Poster:dunkle_materie
Date:2006-03-25 17:32
Subject:
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Who needs safety? We've got small children...
~ Meredith

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Poster:fiddlergirl
Date:2006-03-25 14:44
Subject:and more....
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I think we have a sky in the house.
-Ben

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Poster:fiddlergirl
Date:2006-03-25 14:39
Subject:also overheard...
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Erin: Where is the stuff?
Meredith: What stuff?
Erin: The....thingies!

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Poster:glass_half_full
Date:2006-03-25 14:29
Subject:
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You're shaking it in her ass.
~Sara

Anybody want pickles? We should put them in envelopes!
~Meredith

Here's some candy, play with it bitches!
~Kate

Make an atom, whore!
~Meredith

I can't come to the SPS office-- it's like a minimum energy state. It's like 'ooooh, I can stay here!'
~Tracy

EWWWWW.... They're so BIG!
~Meredith

Now they're gooey too!
~Meredith

We can email him a pickle! Oh wait, I meant internet mail.
~Mike

I'm like a dinosaur... I've got a brain in my butt!
~Mike

MmmmMmmmm... Decay....
~Meredith

Hey, your bladder might explode too, if you were pissing Mercury!
~Mike


Where are those strippers? I know I just bought two new strippers. Ah, they're probably chewed up and stuffed in a box somewhere, like everything else in this office.


[moments later]


I'm not seeing any strippers in here!
~Mike

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Poster:glass_half_full
Date:2005-02-12 20:44
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Hey fellow SPS-ers. Just wanted to say hi and to leave a general entry here. Spread the word-- come here to make suggestions, organize some fun stuff, complain, whatever. This is your message board. We're giving this a go instead of an email discussion group (so you can check back as you wish, but not get 50 extra emails a day). Post away.

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